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Thursday, January 8th, 2009

I will always remember you this way: PERFECT.

xoxo, your boyfriend lover, gabe

My birth canal

Monday, November 10th, 2008

So, it was time for me to be born.

First of all, I had to squeeze my whole goddamned body out of my mother’s super-tight cunt.  She hadn’t been fucked all week by my dad ’cause me and his dick had a fight near the cervix and his dick was still mad.

Okay, so anyway… I get sucked down the drain of my mom’s vagina… Right after my whole placenta get drained of fluid and I feel like I’m suffocating in a wet plastic bag!- Damnit!

Then I go throught the canal, and let me tell you, this ain’t no gondola ride with a hot-ass Italian giving me a hand-job while my dick is fully exposed to the windows of Venice.  No, it ain’t like that, see… Here’s my birth canal: falling, helplessly, endlessly, down a dark and odorous rabbit hole: walls of hands grabbing for me in emotional desperation, reaching for their lives, that I may save…  A million blind mouths cry forever in the echoing cavern of my mother’s pussy, cursing and claiming me at the same time.

Then, it gets worse.  I get lodged in the canal ’cause the doctor does my mom and stuffs his dick in her, blocking my passage.  His dickhead goes into my soft infant skull and scramble my brains.  He cums in there, and the semen swims through my newly formed nervous system.

The doctor pulls out with me stuck on his dickhead.  My mother says she didn’t realize he wore a condom.  He reveals it is not a condom, but me, her newborn baby boy.  Then I breast fed: THE END.